You Know You Are Vegan When…
You work at a frozen yogurt place (desperation!) and lie to all the customers about which flavor is your favorite…because the customers get upset when you tell them you’re vegan and haven’t had any.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
you go crazy in a vegan bakery.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
You have nightmares about eating meat or dairy… and cry.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
You sit and eat nutritional yeast by the spoonful out of a mason jar.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
…you flinch at yet another advert on TV proclaiming the wonderful qualities of milk.
And then it turns out to be advertising almond milk and you’re the happiest person alive.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
you start squealing when you see videos of the pigs at Ironwood Pig Sanctuary.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
you get super excited after finding a Vegan restaurant because you can get anything on the menu without having to ask a zillion questions.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
someone tries to tell you that hunting and fishing are sports. And you’re like FUCK YOU.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
you’re watching Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and instead of cheering for Scott, you cheer for Todd. Then boo when you realize that Todd thought chicken parmesan was vegan.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
So I was thinking there should be like a campaign for a day during the week where people were encouraged to eat vegan, like Meatfree Monday, for anyone who cares about animals and wants to help save the planet and also get healthier.
I’m trying to decide which day of the week would make the most catchy name, you know what that day is called?
EVERYDAY
