May 2012
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
You once met a vegan who said that they do eat fish sometimes, but still consider themselves vegan and you are like: YOU ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE STILL ASK ME IF I EAT FISH
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What do vegans even eat? Grass?
No, but we drink it :)
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When shopping with your Mother, whenever she wanders to the meat section you find yourself yelling “no..no…bad! Bad! Get over here!” so she doesn’t buy any meat.
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…The most frustrating thing EVER is to hear people talking about how what you eat is a “personal choice” and “it doesn’t affect YOU so why are you talking about it.”
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The whole time you’re watching Weight of the Nation you think,
“Has no one read The China Study?!”
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you could NEVER EVER, not even entertain the idea of working at a fast food chain
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You miss the vegan sticker on the front of the box, because you immediately flipped it over to the back to read the ingredients.
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You request a special meal on a plane, at a banquet, etc… and the only thing people know to feed you is like lettuce and tomatoes.
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You ran out of hummus
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…attendance is mandatory on the last of of class but all that the class is doing is having an end-of-the-semester pizza party and all you do is awkwardly sit and watch them eat.
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Your friends ask what you cooked last night, and while listing the ingredients you used they interrupt you and say “You can just say ‘butter’, ‘ranch dressing’, ‘chicken’, etc., you don’t have to say vegan in front of every word, I know what you mean.” :P
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Your best friend texts you and says “I can totally see how difficult it is for you to try to stand up for your veganism against meat-eaters. I just tried to and wanted to punch someone in the face.”
:’]
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you: “can i have a soy latte?” Person behind you: “can i have a latte also, but a normal one?”
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you honestly can’t imagine going back to eating dairy and meat. Ever. AT ALL.
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You rarely set knives at the table.
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It makes no sense to you that the people who scream when a teacher kills a bug, still eat dead animals without question..
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Telling people you are deathly allergic to dairy/eggs/meat is easier then explaining your’e vegan and facing the questions
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You call veggie burgers and faux chicken just burgers and chicken. Then people freak out and ask why your’e eating meat. Its fake obviously.
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Your (mostly carnivorous father) sticks up for you at a restaurant when the waitress puts cheese on your salad when you expressly say no and you’re too shy to protest, and it gives you tears of joy….
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Someone’s Facebook status:
“Dear animal activists,
Just stop, your ancestors spent thousands of years dying terribly violent deaths in Earths most extreme conditions so you could ingest meat. Its kinda like pissing on their graves isn’t it?”
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You get uncomfortable when a animal gets killed in a movie
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Omnivores who bring up PETA in an argument.
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You moan at the sight of vegan food when it pops up on your dash.
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“ew what are you eating?”
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Non-Vegan: “If you are vegan, then how do you get protein?!?!”
Vegan: “Well, your body produces most of the amino acids (which make up protein) it needs. Except for 8 amino acids, which you must consume to survive- which are in all foods. So, every fruit, vegetable, nut, has enough protein in it- even if you ate it and only it… which I do not suggest. But I get my protein...
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the movie Forks Over Knives makes you feel really smart about your diet.
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your carnivore friends come to you with questions about how fruit is suppose to be. “Hey there miss vegan wtf is up with this apple, I’ve never seen one like this before?!”
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you have to suppress your anger when your carnist friends get all teary-eyed when they hear about abused pets or beached whales and “how sad it is that an animal died because of humans”, while they stuff their face with dead animal carcass.
