February 2012
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you made vegan wraps, and someone says “this would taste better with Cheese, just sayin’…” and your face is like:
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
people think you should be skinny just because you are vegan.
Ever heard of carbs?
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The Awkward Moment When... Daiya doesn't know how...
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You know you are a vegan when...
Soy farts.
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Non-Vegan: "Veganism is hard"
You have to actually try something before saying how difficult it is. Just sayin'
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You're a Vegan, but you discover you have bed...
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
“But I thought you didn’t eat ice cream?”
It’s called Dairy-Free. It exists.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
You talk about animal products like they aren’t even edible.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you hate sounding rude or difficult when you are at someone else’s home and they have you over for dinner.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
Someone asks “So.. why don’t you eat meat, dairy, or eggs?” and your first response in your head is “because I’m not a dick.”
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"Owning animals isn't Vegan"
Oh, because the worst thing that humans could do to animals is take care of them, walk them, love them, give them toys, a home (shield from weather), plenty of food and water, and let them lay on the most comfy of couches, and sometimes even your own bed. And it’s the most terrible thing is to take care of animals with diseases, blindness, or amputations that would not last one minute in the...
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you’re reading The Fly by William Blake and you’re mentally shouting “OF COURSE YOU’RE JUST LIKE THE FLY, THIS IS SPECIESISM!”
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
it has made you honestly more compassionate than you ever thought you would be.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
It’s changed your life.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
Have you ever tried [insert random burger joint]? Oh it’s seriously the best burger I’ve ever had! Oh wait, yeah your vegan…I don’t think there’s much you can eat there…
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
You’re so Vegan, even your music taste is at least a bit Vegan!
(Sigur Rós, Parachutes, Radiohead, Moby)
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
Leo Tolstoy is the fucking man.
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You Know You're A Vegan When....
“But….you’re not HURTING the cow when you milk it. Eating eggs doesn’t HURT chickens”
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If people actually would:
put themselves in the place of an animal
empathize with animals
think how it would be to be hooked up to a machine daily, have your children stolen, have your only purpose in life to be used for your skin, flesh, bones, children, milk, everything to benefit another species
watch videos of animal farms
think logically
know how tampered with the food products are:...
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
When you would always rather cook for yourself than eat out, because really what can you eat in a restaurant? (unless it’s a vegan restaurant and how many of us actually have access to one?)
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
Other People’s Comfort Foods:
Cheese Burger and Fries
Macaroni and Cheese
Ice Cream
My Comfort Foods:
Bananas
Avacados
Peanut Butter
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Me at Parties:
Host/Hostess: Did you try _____ (not vegan)?
Me: No, I'm actually a Vegan.
Host/Hostess: Oh you are? Well there's that, that, that....etc.
My Inner-monologue: I think I know what I can and can't eat. Nice to know your looking out for me. lol.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
hearing “are you sure you can eat that?” before you take a bite of something.
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Dear Vegans,
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You don’t eat me, And that’s why I love you.
-Love, Your Valentine Animals.
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You Know You Are A Vegan When...
a fight starts when your roommate’s cheese pizza disappears from the fridge…
…and you watch from across the room because you’re automatically ruled out.
Plus, your food is never stolen since they said your “vegan, hippie food” scares them. FTW!
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
Almond Cheese where have you been all my life!!?
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SH*T VEGANS NEVER SAY:
Avocados Suck!
You know... I really miss meat...
Tofu? What's that?
Earthlings? I was cracking up during that whole movie!
PETA? Isn't that like a bread? Oh it's an organization? I'm not familiar with them.
The only reason I am vegan is to lose weight. Otherwise I'd totally eat animal products again.
Almond Milk is overrated.
How could cosmetics not be Vegan?
Cooked Meat in the Sauce? Don't worry, I'll pick the meat out of it, I don't mind.
Oh, you by accident sprinkled cheese on my pasta. NBD.
PETA is a flawless organization.
Vegan, Vegetarian...Same thing!
It's winter, better pull out my UGG boots!
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
at the very mention of Earthlings:
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
“So…not even eggs?”
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
“Can you eat this?”
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you realize that you do not belong to department stores anymore
you look on the right: dairy & eggs
you look on the left: dead animals
you look in front of you: cleaning products, most of them tested on animals
what can you look at without feeling completely out of place ?
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Before you ask a Vegan what they eat, consider...
The Food in Question:
Does it have a face?
Can it have children?
Is it an animal, (yes fish are animals)?
Does it come from an animal?
Are animals in any way used in the manufacturing of the product?
Does it slither, crawl, walk, run, breathe, feel pain
If the answer is “yes” to any of the above, don’t ask a vegan if they can or do eat it, because it will be a...
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What Does Veganism Mean to you?
To me, It means fighting all forms of opression, especially animal opression
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"Veganism is only for rich people"
NO.
This is for rich people:
This is for rich people:
Vegan Diet:
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
You’re excited because you found soy yogurt until you look at the ingredients and see “Contains Milk”
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I Believe you love your cat, your dog, and all your other “pets”
But until you treat all animals as if they were your animal companions, you don’t love animals.
non-vegans, your arguments that you guys can love animals while still eating meat all other animal products will always be completely invalid.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you’re thinking that the big cardboard box you ordered 12 boxes of organic vegan cornflakes in, is just the perfect size to make an animal rights sign for your next protest.
-Herbivorewolf
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you read ‘Diyala River’ on a map of ancient Mesopotamia as ‘Daiya River’.
January 2012
59 posts
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
your parents ban you from going to Wholefoods because you go to town on the place.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
you like shopping for food more than clothes.
-thewholefoodist
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Stranger: So you are a vegan?
Me: Yes, I am. No I'm not starving.
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
you finally get a nice faux leather belt, but feel weird wearing it, since it looks like real leather.
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
You spend like ten minutes in the refrigerated section deciding which kind of tofu you want. Soft, Firm, Extra Firm, Silken, Baked, Sprouted…
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“I barely eat meat nowadays I’m practically a vegan…”
And….What about eggs, milk, butter, cheese, refined sugar?
guess you didn’t think about that…
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